She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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