sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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