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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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