Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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