Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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