do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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