Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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