A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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