youre lurking in front of me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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