I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
This house was built for laser tag.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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