Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Jerry, you need to find god
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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