What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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