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You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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