Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she looked like the before picture.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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