Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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