question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you win again, gameday.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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