Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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