u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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