rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it's like iHOP with fire
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't deserve a penis
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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