Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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