K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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