Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
