For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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