well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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