hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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