four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize