That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
two words...techno handjob
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
