She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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