just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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