We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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