We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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