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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

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(631): View more from New York

Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(206): View more from Washington

when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

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(703): View more from Virginia

we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'

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(518): View more from New York

i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

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(845): View more from New York

u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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(989): View more from Michigan

i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose

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(210): View more from Texas

I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.

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