If i come over, it means nothing
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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