i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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