Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize