i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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