rhymes with "ouble enetration"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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