I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
His hands were made for my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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