This is not my ceiling
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
PANTIES FOUND
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