haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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