Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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