i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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