I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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