I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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