remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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