There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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