Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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