using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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