Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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