it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can text with my tongue
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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