wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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