no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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