She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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