I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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