Non-Jews are for practice
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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