gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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